Apple’s new iPad multi-touch mouseless and keyboardless computer, will make us all —if we use an iPad– more creative in the future:
iPad entices far more use of the left hand than traditional computing does, and since the left hand/arm is controlled by the right hemisphere of the brain, it forces the right side to work harder, grow and develop new skills, and generally kick in more often. I think we can safely assume that after a while using the iPad you will be smarter, more creative, more artistic, more romantic, more emotional and more balanced.
In short, you wanna get laid more? Get an iPad!